Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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