If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
bring money and cleavage
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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