my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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