i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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