This girl is more easily done than said...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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