Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm always down for nudity.
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