you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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