i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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