This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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