I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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