im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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