summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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