woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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