Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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