It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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