I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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