i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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