Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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