And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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