Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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