I hope mine doesn't look like that
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
