Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
the liver wants what the liver wants
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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