Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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