Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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