I must be too annoying 4 u.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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