DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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