I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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