If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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