Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wannas sexs uuuuu
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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