we're blogging at a bar
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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