i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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