You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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