i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.