it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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