he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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