I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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