ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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