thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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