I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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