You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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