Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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