He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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