Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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