I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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