if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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