Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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