what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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