I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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