I think my vagina is haunted
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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