Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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