no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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