He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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