whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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