Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Acid is not a monday night drug
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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