She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well you can't waste a boner
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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