Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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