it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Is Oprah even human
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
