Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
A+ Viking dick
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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